title: Server Psychology 101 published: true description: Because sometimes servers need therapy tags: jokes

Server: I'm feeling very down at the moment.

Psychologist: Why is that?

Server: I'm just not really listened to.

Psychologist: Are you sure this is the case or perhaps some social dysmorphia making you think it's a lot worse. We will explore this further.

Server: This is not in my head! I'm not listened to!! Never!

Psychologist: Hmmmm... OK... what make you say this?

Server: Every time I say hi and shake hands all I see is people telling me to ssh!